Glory of the Hero: New Internets Edition

I am going to try and keep this brief because my eyes are still bleeding. (Full disclosure: I failed at brevity).

Yesterday Marv’s shiny new internet connection that was giving him something like .1 nanosecond ping to the server was installed. About the only thing I know about ping is that they make golf clubs. It was explained to me yesterday (a lot, very many times) that a low number of pingness is: “awesome, incredible”.

“I’m weeping with joy”. -Marviliper

True story. He’s pretty stoked about the new intartoobz. It would not surprise me if this happened shortly after the installer left.